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Fart Omen by LoKIMOOn1000 Fart Omen by LoKIMOOn1000
Come on girls,admit it,we fart as much as guys do.:giggle:
My sense of humor is horrible,isn't it.:XD:Inspired by another comic i made->[link]
I don't know why everyone hates Umah so much.But then again,i've never played Blood Omen 2(which why the costumes are a little off),so i'le just have to see for my self.:D

Artwork by me.
All characters shown(except for the dude in the painting) belong to Eidos.
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HaggisMcCrablice Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So if a vampire drank the blood of someone who ate a lot of garlic, would they die, or just squeak off a lot of really stinky gas, like when you eat too much bold party blend Chex mix?
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
*many apologies for the late reply*
Hmm .... i guess that would depend on the vampire. :XD:
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bloodsoulreaver Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
i haven't played any of the blood omen games but i've played soul reaver 1 and 2, so i don't really know who the characters are except Kain obviously.
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DeiXKay7278 Featured By Owner May 17, 2010
:lol: Quite the contrary, we girls may fart EVEN MORE than guys! :XD: Ironic... :paranoid::meow:
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner May 17, 2010
Oy,i see you found this old shit.:XD:
Hmm,well,women do talk more,so yeah,we probably fart more too.:lol:
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DeiXKay7278 Featured By Owner May 18, 2010
:lmao: It's only fair! :lol:
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Nightshades-water Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
of course we do!!! sometimes we can even play a merry tune :XD:
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Top-Hat-Wolf Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you should make a comic with this XD

Sarafan: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE VAMPIRE!!!

Umah: *surrounded* darn it....

Sarafan: SURRENDER NOW OR....*sniff* or...*coughCOUGHCOUGH!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT IS THAT STENCH!!

Sarafans: *running away in all directions* MY EYES!!!! LUNGS.....ON.....FIRE!!!!....NEED AIR!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Umah: :paranoid: Well...Im just gonna go and.....*grabs nexus stone, runs away*
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afangorn Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
she should get a puppy to blame it on. works every time
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
:lmao:
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LostSoulMalachi Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
:XD: Sweeeeeeet. Makes me wish I was there.
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Kazekyn Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Wahaha!!! O my... XD
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KainTheVampireLord Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008   Traditional Artist
Another fart-fun! :w00t: :XD:
Hahha Umah can make a choking gas as a secret weapon against the sarafan. The only bad thing is it'd kill her own race as well:D
Umah is not good in anything, good thing to know she has one talent at least.
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
Thank you so much for the :+fav:

:XD:Oh yes,quite.Umah's "ass gas atttack".As the story goes:
When Umah was human,she had a most terrible gas problem,so she had no friends.Vorador happend to stumble apon her at the doctor's office(Umah was taking fart meds,but they didn't seem to be working).Noticing her large chest,he thoguht she would make a great vampire.He also hoped turning her would rid Umah of her condition.Unfortunately as a vampire,not only did she retain the farting,it was even worse.But using her vampiric strengh,she learned to hold all those farts in.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
This is why we never see her farting in the game.:laughing:
*please note,lol,i've never played Blood Omen2 in my life,i've only read snibits and seen a few screen shots.Heh,heh,time to save up some money for it!:w00t:
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KainTheVampireLord Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008   Traditional Artist
Hahhahhahhahhahhahha:rofl:
Vorry: She would make a great vampire *looking at her boobs* That's no question why Vorry needed her;)

She's bad as a warrior, bad as a spy, always getting into trouble, and releasing great farts...so only
one reason remained why she was still useful for Vorry:D
According to your comic, she didn't always succeeded to hold farts in:XD:

Can't you get it downloaded? It's sooo good to control Kain in that game (hehhe)
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Top-Hat-Wolf Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think she can be a good warrior and a spy, if she used her gas problem as a last resort XD

Sarafan: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE VAMPIRE!!!

Umah: *surrounded* darn it....

Sarafan: SURRENDER NOW OR....*sniff* or...*coughCOUGHCOUGH!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT IS THAT STENCH!!

Sarafans: *running away in all directions* MY EYES!!!! LUNGS.....ON.....FIRE!!!!....NEED AIR!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Umah: :paranoid: Well...Im just gonna go and.....*grabs nexus stone, runs away*
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KainTheVampireLord Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009   Traditional Artist
Hahhahhahha Umah could be used as a secret deadly biologycal weapon against the Sarafan with those gas-problems :rofl: She could easily destroy all living creatures around.
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Top-Hat-Wolf Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So now we know the "TRUE" reason Kain had to deal with her XD
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zomeis Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
XD heehehee! nothings better than a good fart joke.
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
Lol,true.I seem to have an obsession with fart and burp jokes lately.I torture my dad by making fart noises.Heh,heh,he hates it so much(oh,yes,how mature of me:XD:)
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zomeis Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
Maturity is an illusion, and what not... >= most would think me to be REALLY immature, but I's not! at least...I don't think so....0_o;;
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
Aw,no worries.I assure you,i'm much more immature.And besides,immaturity can be fun!Espeally when you're really old.
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QuakeBrothers Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
being mature is like free will is you know what i mean... 1313
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zomeis Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
Yes! though I am 15, I act as f I were...I dunno...10? 11 maybe?
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supercat001 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh Umah. It was you all along! :rofl:
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LoKIMOOn1000 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
Oh yes,indeed,Umah retained her gas problem when she was turned into a vampire.:laughing:
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